1. Bihari Rocked.!
ship Me ja rahe the,unhe ek
jin mila or bola
Samandar me koi cheez phenko
Agar mene dhond li to me
tumhe mar dungaor na dhond
paya to me tumhara ghulam
haryane wale ne needle phenki
jinn ne dhond li or usey mar
punjabi ne memory card phenka
jinn ne dhond lia or usey mar
bihari ne disprine phenki wo
pani me ghul gayi,
bihari bola chal beta ghar chal
bahut kaam pada ha jin shocked &
2. Ek bihari baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.
Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.
3. Air Hostess 2 LALU: R U Vegetarian Or Non-vegetarian?
LALU: I’m Indian. SHE: No,Sir ! R U Shaakahari Or Maasahari?
LALU: Na Re Sasuri, I M Bihari!!!
4. A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.
The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he’s in big trouble because he knows only Sardar jokes!
After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to ‘Sardars’ in his joke with ‘Biharis’. He starts the jokes with,
There was once a Bihari and suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts,
Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?
5. Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat